No! Really? You wanna try and explain that to me? Dancing is just fighting without actually striking somebody. C'mon.

[His thigh nudges Mike's below the table.]

So you need a first dance and then you need a first game. Shit, Murdock. Did they let you do anything at all?

[Need. Yes. In Frank's opinion, Mike needs all of these experiences. It makes for a more rounded perspective in life. Who knows how they'll manage to sneak into a major league game. Not like they're going in to do harm anyway. Just a little finesse.

He goes for another mushroom.]

You kissed before. I can tell.